Friday, April 22, 2005

Be It Resolved by the Legislature of the State of Idaho

This is truly the most awesome yet bizarre bill i've ever come across. It seems that Idaho is formally recognizing Napoleon Dynamite as a force for good! Check out some of my fave parts selected from the bill:

WHEREAS, the State of Idaho recognizes the vision, talent and creativity
of Jared and Jerusha Hess in the writing and production of "Napoleon Dyna mite"; and

WHEREAS, Rico and Kip's Tupperware sales and Deb's keychains and glamour shots promote entrepreneurism and self-sufficiency in Idaho's small towns

WHEREAS, Pedro's efforts to bake a cake for Summer illustrate the positive connection between culinary skills to lifelong relationships

WHEREAS, Tina the llama, the chickens with large talons, the 4-H milk cows, and the Honeymoon Stallion showcase Idaho's animal husbandry;

WHEREAS, Napoleon's tetherball dexterity emphasizes the importance of physical education in Idaho public schools

WHEREAS, any members of the House of Representatives or the Senate of the Legislature of the State of Idaho who choose to vote "Nay" on this concurrent
resolution are "FREAKIN' IDIOTS!" and run the risk of having the "Worst Day of
Their Lives!"

and there's lots more! Read the bill in its entirety for more governmental approval of Napoleon!

what lucky aides in the legislature got to watch the movie over and over again to come up with these sweet descriptives? don't fret- the Ayes had this bill in the bag. No opposition! Rest easy that it passed.

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