Librarians should dress provocatively and highlight explicit passages in books to patrons? YES, says my hero John Waters. I'm so irritated with the librarian in the story with the stick up her ass that calls him a "shameless self-promotion". How wrong that old bat is! I'm here to tell you that a "shameless self-promotion" would never have answered my 19 year old self's letters about stealing lawn ornaments with pride. Hmph! Message received, Mr. Waters! Message received!
(enormous thanks to R.L. for the link!)